2024.02 - Patience
TLDR: The boomer highway to Bitcoin is now open. Now we need uncle Larry to show them it's safe to come out and play. They're a shy bunch at first but give them a bit of time and they'll be gobbling up The Corn™
2024.01 - Wave
TLDR: A big new wave of adoption is coming soon, most newcomers will probably arrive through custodial, channels. Let's hope we can help them level up.
2023.50 - Hocus pocus
TLDR: It's a disgraceful joke that in our age of supposedly advanced technology, Monetary Policy is still a function of primitive, obscure pronouncements by "wise, powerful elders". Let us drag them kicking and screaming into the 21st Century
2023.49 - Edging
TLDR: It already started, the insanely bullish calls, the unexpected drops, the crystall balls. Everyone will be trying to edge you into buying or selling. Make a plan, stick to it.
2023.48 - F*ck you
TLDR: If you're not saving in Bitcoin your hard work is being stolen from you by those who can lower the value of your money. They'll deny it as they pick your pockets dry. It's time to send them a message.
2023.47 - Capture
The suits are taking their seats as the US regulatory screws tighten around Bitcoin. We've been expecting them, they're welcome —money for enemies remember? Doesn't mean they get to run the show.
2023.46 - Soft Landing
The powers that be are working overtime to project the image of a "soft landing". What they're not telling you is that what is about to "land softly" is a fire-breathing Debt Dragon.
2023.45 - Quality
Bitcoin pumped last week as the Treasury was having an "outright bad" debt auction. You may call it a coincidence, I'm going to call it a flight to quality.
2023.44 - Guilty
TLDR: Sam Bankman Fried found guilty on all 7 charges. This is nowhere near enough to clean up the space, but it's a damned good start.
2023.43 - Propaganda
TLDR: No president wants his legacy to be "The one who nuked the economy" so they'll desperately try to kick the can down to the next guy and gaslight you with "everything's fine". Except it isn't.